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Candy Cane Miss Fortune from League Of Legends by CookieKabukiA lovely holiday edition submission from miss Cookie Kabuki.Submit yours here
There’s a fortune I could handle
Fortune’s fool
le-hibou-sarcastique: I don’t know if I really dig what my fortune cookie fortune is dishing? Oof! That’s beautiful. <3
funnyorwtf: Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever. If I got this, I’d be a little bit afraid. but also kinda excited. :D
Fortune Cookie #Fail
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mendelianslip: A fortune cookie told me not to shave my legs. How fortunate for us.
christinaposaboole: I JUST GOT THE MOST SINISTER FORTUNE COOKIE FORTUNE WHAT THE HECK
Fortune Cookie
akb48love: MNL48 ☆ Pag-ibig Fortune Cookie (koisuru fortune cookie)
wintershower: when kris was asked to read his fortune cookie fortune~
squidmama: nintendofunclub: I accidentally ate the fortune in my fortune cookie. thats unforunate
Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.
between-paradise: I got like the weirdest fortune cookie today The ideal fortune cookie
0nigum0: between-paradise: I got like the weirdest fortune cookie today The ideal fortune cookie
Fortune cookies written by neural network
rabidchild67: amynchan: defilerwyrm: My fortune cookie wants me to write fanfic This is the fanfic fortune. It shall inspire you to fanfic. Reblog to cure writer’s block
what kind of fucking fortune cookie is that!?!?!
Fortune cookie
unless you’re paying for it, oh fortune cookie, I think my vacation days are few and far between as of rn
THE TRENT
yesmynameisthesameasironmans: greatesthungergamesfans: christinaposaboole: I JUST GOT THE MOST SINISTER FORTUNE COOKIE FORTUNE WHAT THE HECK
same.
Y'know, I’ve always identified strongly with Filburt from Rocko’s Modern Life
shinydemon: So I just ate Chinese food and this was my fortune and now not only am I having Stay feels, I’m also seriously questioning my reality. Whenever I get a fortune cookie I always really hope I would get this fortune
algrenion: okay guys this is some important shit im going to tell you about so today my brother bought me a bag of fortune cookies and they’re all pretty normal fortunes like “a close friend will be deceptive tomorrow” and “you will have good
lol
laughcentre: Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.
siaanme: squidmama: nintendofunclub: I accidentally ate the fortune in my fortune cookie. thats unfortunate It’s actually fortune ate.
mishasminions: siaanme: squidmama: nintendofunclub: I accidentally ate the fortune in my fortune cookie. thats unfortunate It’s actually fortune ate. WAS THAT PUNINTENTIONAL
lilttlekingtrashmouth: concept: fortune cookies but instead of fortunes you get vine references
Be Stupid.
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what is this fortune cookie trying to imply about me……..
My fortune cookie fortune today. So appropriate for me and my Daddy!
auntie-vava-sopor:Sopor Aeternus Fortune Cookies:11 loving messages of deathEleven jet-black fortune cookies. Eleven loving messages of Death.11 black fortune cookiesIndividually sealed in printed, transparent bagsIn folding box that is printed on both
thingsfittingperfectlyintothings: iphone charger + fortune cookie fortune (fit found by conputerscience)
Fortune cookies should really work on sourcing their quotes.
zeroukais: today i got a box in the mail that i didnt remember ordering?? so i look inside and it’s a huge-ass bag of fortune cookies???? and i opened a few and one of my friends ordered a fucking huge set of fortune cookies with custom messages
frigidloki: frigidloki: Tonight I cracked open a fortune cookie but there was no fortune inside :( Okay, you know what,,,
hungwy: emma-velocirapity: hungwy: Astrology posts are great and all but the real truth is hidden in fortune cookies Fortune cookie says my pussy is tight
That’s what Tumblr is for
fortune-cookies-are-real: sailorfuckingvenus: ouran text posts pt 2, tamakyo edition. JESUS CHRIST THE LAST ONE satanbunnies
Fortune aha #latepost #cookie #fortune #asian #buffet
The inaugural speech of the fortune cookie
I am so hungry but there’s nothing to eat I just ate a fortune cookie I found in a wrapper sitting on my desk omg
Two fortune cookies in a row
